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[May. 10th, 2009|09:57 am] |
Hi i am tomz I am a bad boy and I am gay i like guys so pls call me up and hook up with me when you sexy people see this cause im waitinnnnn right hereeee for youuuuuuu prettyyyyyyyy boys:D
I am also a druggie and I take water at night as my drugs so in the morning i have cool eye bags (: |
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[Apr. 4th, 2009|03:24 pm] |
Dear BENten, power ranger, edison's sex scandal personnel, rust, add the lean,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump in your closet and I saw you sit on My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I'm scratching my ass as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Tommy.
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Here's how:
Dear (someone you talked to recently),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5) . I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
Your name
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed in your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Sexy
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee in my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my ass as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself | |
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[Feb. 20th, 2009|05:37 pm] |
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exam stress. time spent with you were happy times. =) |
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[Feb. 14th, 2009|04:13 am] |
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why does this sixth sense feel so familiar and so strong. |
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| MAN U VS LIVERPOOL |
[Feb. 13th, 2009|12:02 am] |
this time, i would be in front of the tv even before the match starts. haha.
6 days in a row. buay sian.. haha. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|02:17 am] |
6 more hours till the plane takes off.
i'm gonna be lonely for a week.
no one to cook/washmyclothes/wakemeup/scold me for a week.
enjoy your trip mom&dad. =)
i'll TRY to be independent. haha. |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2009|03:42 pm] |
HAIR PEE NIU EAR
dont pull my ear.
i cant believe i spent the first day of new year sleeping. haha.
new year resolution.
1)quit smoking! 1/4 way there. haha.
2)get a car. |
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| i love this world |
[Dec. 18th, 2008|11:05 pm] |
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fuck this shit place.
fuck you.
i need to find my balls. |
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| pros and cons |
[Dec. 17th, 2008|10:27 am] |
2 more days = hello pubic transport = no more paying for petrol. = :( = :)
treasure what you have before its GONE.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. |
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| Tamade STRESS! |
[Dec. 9th, 2008|08:01 pm] |
the stress is getting into me.
i dont wanna fail anything.
i dont wanna fail my mpi
i dont wanna fail my dcnt
i dont wanna fail my aoop
and i fucking dont wanna fail my driving.
i wanna pass everysingle shit. damn ni ma de.
ta ma de. please let me pass everything pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|10:37 pm] |
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friday night. ecp, changiV nasi lemak, DT and back home.
now i realise some bapoks are actually quite pretty. not like those in zouk.
syakir see until his car go wrong way then the bapok laugh at us. hahaha.
ct is here once again.
back to those good old mcdonald days.
late night studying to kill our cells.
no time to get rid of those huge eyebags.
money money money. i need money.
i wanna pass. prove to all your bastards who ytd said i wouldnt.
hahahahahahahaha. |
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| BACK FROM CHEAP CHEAP COUNTRY! |
[Oct. 12th, 2008|06:31 pm] |
i am back! on update about the trip soon. hopefully with pictures. lol.
but for now. someone please update me on what have been going on this 4 days that i disappeared.
thanks you very much.
and also. happy belated birthday loyloy! . =) |
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[Oct. 8th, 2008|12:00 pm] |
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seeing all my friends all so emo feels weird.
take care guys. cheer up!
leaving my house in 3 hours time
lets hope that nothing bad happen to us in bangkok.
mum have been nagging away. i know that she is worried.
but she is starting to get annoying. hahha. i dont know if i brought everything i need.
always have the feeling that i left out something.
damn sian.
if anything ever happen to me.
i would like to have world peace. LOL.
people. please stop fighting. knn. we want to enjoy our holiday lah sia.
ok. if anything really happen to us.
i love you mum and dad.
take care bros.
take care sis.
but i aint gonna die!
lol. |
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[Sep. 26th, 2008|07:07 pm] |
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What I did at work today: Watched “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, Complete 2 games on addictinggames.com, Played CS, Went to Harbor Front with dad, Drank 3 cans of chrysanthemum tea, 2 tea with milk, Had 2 meals, Chit chat on msn, Wait for dad to come back to office, Felt like sleeping. Last but not least. Thought about you =D |
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[Sep. 17th, 2008|09:25 pm] |
hello all.
2 days post.
1st day:
went over to B's place early in the morning. had mac for breakfast and i couldnt finish. damn i'm skinny. LOL! NOT!
ok then help her take pictures of all the clothes she wants to sell and it took damn long. we like took 2 hours to finish all the clothes. i was DYING! serious. haha.
then we got changed and went head over to china town to buy all the stuff needed. and then she saw CURRY FISHBALL.
its like spicy balls that kills. and i didnt really know that. she bought one box. and i tried 1, it wasnt that bad. so i bought 1 box for my self. and after 2 balls. i couldnt take it. it was HOT AS HELL. wtf man. she really can eat spicy stuff. then she finished 2 balls for me. haha.
then head over to town to meet jared, ken ken and aaron. jared's gonna cancel out G soon. i think. aloysius was saying he finish all A-Z already. lol
went over with B to Thomson plaza to get last min stuff at ntuc. after paying, that girl HAPPILY PUSH THE TROLLEY OUT WITHOUT TAKING THE STUFF. so the cashier woman went, excuse me, how about your stuff sir. then the stupid girl just went laughing away. kns.
went home to cook and all then they came over.
after dinner started to make the stuff then slack around. then all went back.
i hate cleaning up!
2nd day:
woke up to mom's "LOVELY CALL" to ask us to have breakfast.
now that CPS is close to my mom like nothing lah hor.
didnt feel like leaving the house.
but we were running late for the movie. so i had to drag myself out. haha.
watched flowers over boys the movie. it wasnt as bad as i thought. haha.
i feel like dao ming shi. i wanna be him. haha.
and then we went to buy curry puff for her.
SHE PAID, THEN HAPPILY WALKED OFF WITHOUT HER CURRY PUFF. AGAIN!
what a dumb ass. haha.
went to cut hair after. then went to have dinner then send her back.
heard the news from cf after that.
take care aloy! we'll be there tmr. dont worry.
happy day. not so happy ending. =)
code of the day:hold hand also wont get pregnant. LOL! |
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[Sep. 15th, 2008|09:29 pm] |
tmr is gonna be the day everyone die from my cooking.
muahahahahahahahaha. just kidding. lol.
i am a great cook.
or at least thats what i think. hahaha.
at least i can cook.
i'm happy i passed all my modules. i'm done with ACDA. finally.
TO ALL MY HOMIES: DONT BE SAD NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE SAD WITH. BE IT GIRLS OR STUDIES. MY FOOD WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY. HEHEHE. or maybe make you forget about the others since you'll be in pain from the poisoning. hahahahaaahahaha. |
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[Sep. 13th, 2008|01:23 am] |
lets all catch the show P.S ILOVEYOU.
haha.
ok time to go find that V. it must be hiding somewhere. have to make it appear. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2008|07:05 pm] |
i wonder how Z looks like.
haha. |
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